Company Overview
Acme Desert Labs is a high-velocity experimental tech company focused on building ambitious, questionably practical, but undeniably innovative solutions.
- Founded: Unknown (records frequently explode)
- HQ: Mobile (last seen somewhere in the desert)
- Employees: 87 (± explosions)
- CEO: W. E. Coyote (self-appointed)
What We Build
Acme Desert Labs develops a range of innovative products, including:
- Velocity Capture Systems™: Tools designed to catch extremely fast moving targets.
- Impact Delivery Solutions™: Precision tools for delivering force (often to ourselves).
- Predictive Pursuit AI™: Machine learning models trained to predict Road Runner behavior.
- Reality Manipulation Tools™: Experimental physics-defying products.
Current Objectives
- Improve capture success rate above 0%
- Reduce self-inflicted damage by 5%
- Build bird-proof trap (v47 in progress)
Metrics That Matter
- Catch Rate: 0%
- Explosion Frequency: Daily
- Time to Failure: Seconds
- Confidence Level: Extremely high
Known Issues
- Rockets accelerate faster than expected
- Cliffs do not support mid-air standing (after realization)
- Painted tunnels only work for Road Runner